You da man JonoM. Thank you so much. I don't know why I didn't try the <% if Level(2) %> before as it seems so obvious (now that you've pointed it out :) )
The Reason I wanted it to work this way is the parent page title is also the main title for the section subpages. So I wanted the parent title as the main title for each page and then wanted the subpage title as the secondary title. Does that make sense? Anyhooo, you got me out of that pickle so thank you very much.
Also thanks for explaining the Level(x) controls, I had that all wrong in my head.